Famous Amos!
Communicate with your Famous Amos!
If I have brought even a little light into your otherwise dull and hopeless life, I have done my job ... and I know that The Man Upstairs would be proud.
(That would be Felix, the maintenance guy in my building. He's a righteous dude, and he lives up on Four!)

Whether you're a web surfer, a former co-worker,
or a random love child whose mom wishes to
talk to me, I want to hear from you. 
Click on Omar the Scratching DJ:
Omar The Scratching DJ
...or send cash or money order and proof-of purchase seal to this link ...
your one-stop shop for killing a couple of hours.
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